FUTURE PRIME MINISTER OF JAPAN BRAINWASHES YOUTH:
Fashion industry cries ‘Nothing makes SENSE anymore!!!’
Pop-idol, egg-lover and closet-maid!cosplayer Sakurai Sho of Arashi is now on the top list of men’s fashion models for Japan’s youth, according to a poll made a few months ago.
The fashion industry is currently under a state of shock and is now contemplating whether they should reconsider making ‘double parkas’ the main theme for their new spring collection.
Asked for comment, Sakurai-san can only say this to our reporters:
I was bored. And in need of coffee. Oh, and, the futurepm!fanboys pic ain’t mine. Got it somewhere in arama. WORLD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
X’D (this isn’t real okay? .__.)